…Whatever You Do Bob, Don’t Fart !!!
Hello Everyone !
~ I Bid You Welcome ~
Today’s Sinister Spectacle: Revenge of
Halloween Favorites
It is that time of year again !!! The trees have shed their leaves, so they
now stand bare (with skeletal branches reaching upwards to a moonlit sky).
Soon, your doorbell shall ring, and small open hands will demand an offering
of sweets !
When you turn the porch light off, you’re probably going to want to watch
a fright flick or two… Please, do check out any one of these supernatural
suggestions, featuring ghouls and ghosts ready to scare the sheet out of
everybody !!!
Saw VI
* Terror with a new “spin”.
Paranormal Activity
* Also known as the David Letterman extortion video.
Misery
* Loves company.
The Satanic Rites of Dracula
* You’ve got the rite one baby, uh-huh !
Dead Silence
* Marcel Marceau live in concert.
Onibaba
* Ba Ba Ba, Barbara Ann !
Orphan
* The sun won’t come out tomorrow.
Dawn of the Red
Pet Sematary
* Where “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” ended up.
Monster House
* No, it’s not a reality show…
The Invisible Man
* Starring Joe Biden.
The Witches of Eastwick
* Also known as “The View”.
Frogs
* There are many ways to croak.
Repo! The Genetic Opera
* Isn’t that where Susan Boyle got her start ?
The Fall of the House of Usher
* This recession is murder.
Trick ‘r Treat
* Smell my feet !
Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte
* We can all hear your cell phone conversation.
House of Wax
* The true story behind Joan River’s face.
Muah Ha Ha Ha…
FeardotCom
* Also known as CriticalcornerdotNet.
Burnt Offerings
* Rachael Ray’s new cooking gig.
The House That Dripped Blood
* Better call a plumber !
White Noise
* Eminem’s last album.
Dr. Phibes Rises Again
* Thanks to Viagra.
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary
* I prefer a screwdriver myself.
Drag Me to Hell
* Just don’t drag me to see “Hello Dolly!”
Curtains
* With this we draw to a close…
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Happy Halloween from Daniel’s Critical Corner.
Always a “10″ out of “10″ !!!
