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March 7, 2010

Daniel’s Critical Corner: “The Wolfman”

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wolfman61.jpg The Wolfman picture by criticalcorner1
I’m Not Only A Member Of “Hair Club For Men”,
I’m The President !!!

Hello Everyone !
~ Welcome To Daniel’s Critical Corner ~
Today’s Ferocious Feature:  The Wolfman

Lurking in shadows, the beast awaits…  Its unsuspecting human prey
illuminated by an imposing full moon.  Sensing danger, our intended
victim hurries along her path, hoping to reach home (whilst shrouded
in a security blanket of fog).

Sadly, the wayward waif shall never set foot at her humble abode on
this accursed night.  She has been marked…  FOR DEATH.  A fiendish
creature must feed !!!  There is a moment or two of screaming, then
nothing but the sound of warm flesh being ripped from bone.

 Away from human eyes, gnashing teeth chomp on entrails as a furry
 and fantastical freak revels in carnivorous carnage.  With hair coated
 in gore the monster goes back from whence it came…  Sometimes on
 all fours, and sometimes on two legs (wearing the clothing of a man).

 OK, enough about “G-Force”.  Yes, it’s a fun movie…  But guinea pigs
 are so overrated !  If you want a little finesse with your fuzzies, look
  no further than Universal’s “The Wolfman”.

 I’ve got to admit, I was scared going into this one !  Hairy monsters
 have always terrified me, ever since I was a young lad.  Bigfoot, The
 Abominable Snowman, werewolves and Diana Ross ALL give me really
bad nightmares.

 

  DianaRoss-furdevil1.jpg D. Ross picture by criticalcorner1
  ^ Bigfoot Diana Ross

 

 This new flick is a “Scream Come True” for horror lovers, as it emulates
  the classic 1941 version quite well (with a touch of modern sensibility).
  Notable Hollywood legends who first gave the Wolfman his bite are now
  sadly long gone, but here’s a fitting and refreshing tribute to them !

  Who could forget Lon Chaney Jr. running around foggy moors at night
   with a rug glued to his face ?  Claude Rains and beautiful Evelyn Ankers
were in tow for shrieks and giggles !

   Today, we get Benicio Del Taco Toro filling the paws of Lon Chaney Jr.
   with respectful and wonderful results…  No surprise there !  As it turns
   out, Del Toro is a GIANT fan of the original “Wolf Man”, and owns tons
  of authentic shaggy memorabilia !!!

   Ha Ha !  Isn’t it funny, back in those days they actually named people
   (giggle) “Lon”.  Hey, no offense if your name happens to be Lon.  But
   statistically speaking, if your name perchance is Lon, you are way too
 old to read this.  More than likely, you’re probably dead…

    Anyway, Del Toro portrays “Lawrence Talbot”, a strange dude sporting
     a “Beatles” hairdo (and hiding more than one skeleton in his closet).  He 
     is a late 19th-century Shakespearean actor who must travel homeward 
   to Daddy’s musty old estate because somebody ate his brother.

    Anthony Hopkins appropriately plays Lawrence’s ambivalent father, “Sir
     John Talbot”, who seems bothered more by the incessant howling he’s 
     heard after sunset than the fact that one of his children is dead.  First,
      those darn lambs wouldn’t shut up, now he has wolves to contend with. 
        The Village People warn him of something very sinister !

 

   VillagePeople2.jpg The Village People picture by criticalcorner1
       

     Hey Man… It’s A Werewolf !!!

     

     Lawrence and John soon realize they have more than a hairy handful of 
    trouble when people start showing up looking like ground beef !  To add
     to this mayhem is busty Gwen (Emily Blunt) and a funny-looking bloke,
  Detective Abberline of Scotland Yard (Hugo Weaving).

    Abberline has his eye set on the Talbots, while Lawrence goes down to
    a gypsy camp looking for answers…  He stumbles upon a fortune-teller
    named “Maleva” (played by Charlie Chaplain’s daughter, Geraldine) then
     he encounters a dancing bear !  Um…  No, I am not talking about Diana 
Ross again.

    This bear seems to be a little perturbed, and falls out of step during his
    soft-shoe rendition of “Cabaret”.  Animals can often sense danger, and
      sure enough, a blood-thirsty werewolf is waiting to pounce.

     Under a macabre moon, the creature eats gypsies, tramps and thieves.
     And he washes ‘em all down with (a couple bottles) of Doctor Good.  In
        the commotion, poor Lawrence gets nibbled on while tryin’ to intervene.  
       Of course, this means he is going to transform eventually himself… 

          Maleva chants:  “Even a man who is pure of heart and says his prayers     
      by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn 
     moon is bright”.  (Could be an advertisement for Benadryl).

 

     article-1250365-083AC4D0000005DC-89.jpg Emily Blunt picture by criticalcorner1
   The 2010 Census: We Will Find You.

 

     One of the film’s few faults is that it drags on just a little as we wait for
      our cursed cad to lurch into lycanthropy !  A lot of “blah, blah blah” and 
       plenty of “yada yada yada” before he terrorizes the countryside.   

     Inspired music from Danny Elfman takes you there, and it really adds an
     authentic touch of mystery too.  Who’s the human behind the werewolf
      that bit Talbot ?  Are foul deeds afoot ?  Is that a foot in the ditch ?

     At one point, the troubled townspeople decide to set a trap for our evil
      entity by tying a stag to a rope, then waiting in the bushes with rifles !
      Things go south when the stag breaks free just as the beast shows up. 
     (The stag runs one way, and several men run screaming in the opposite
    direction).

       Because they look somewhat tastier, Wolfy Boy decides to chase after 
      the menfolk !!!  Hmmm…  Sounds like Adam Lambert in concert.  LOL !!!
      Forgive me, that was a real howler.  Nonetheless, victims pile up whilst
    getting plowed down.

     The atmospheric cinematography and spooky special effects make for a
      treat on the big screen !  This werewolf is extra scary, mainly because 
      he looks like a man possessed by an animal.  In flicks such as “Twilight”
       and “Underworld” these loup-garous just look like big dogs.

      Michael Jackson got it right in his “Thriller” video !  And Michael J. Fox
       tried getting it right in “Teen Wolf”.  Now, director Joe Johnston brings 
      us a fun, old-fashioned horror movie that recognizes what creeps folks
      out.  All while boasting some HOT werewolf-on-werewolf action at the
  end…

        Go sink your teeth into “The Wolfman”.  It’s full-bodied entertainment !

~

   Would I Recommend This ?  Yes

    Daniel’s Critical Rating: “7.5” out of “10”

 

 

16 Comments »

  1. “hey man it’s a werewolf”… classic, LOL. Nice review, you make it sound intriguing – gypsies, dancing bears, hairy dudes…. how can you lose?! :) I’ll definitely check it out but probably wait for the DVD

    Comment by rss — March 8, 2010 @ 11:11 am | Reply

  2. Intriguing indeed !!! Don’t forget the tramps and thieves !!! LOL !!! :-)

    Comment by Daniel — March 8, 2010 @ 11:30 am | Reply

  3. How fun! I love the Diana Ross reference…and The Adam Lambert concert is classic! This horror flick is right up your alley! Oh..yeah, I love the Village People pic also! A great review as usual..

    Comment by gayle — March 9, 2010 @ 9:59 am | Reply

  4. Diana Ross… The Village People… All this review needs now is a disco ball !!!

    Comment by Daniel — March 9, 2010 @ 7:10 pm | Reply

  5. I don’t get to movies often and was dang lucky to see Avatar !
    I will say I loved the old “LON” chaney jr movies as wolfman! (btw: Lon is a much better name than most of the names the actors seem to choose for their offspring anymore!)
    (..as an aside: one thing bothers me a LOT about del toro.. too many of his creatures have to have multiple eyes. It was ok once or twice but it gets old fast.

    Comment by deslily — March 10, 2010 @ 5:17 am | Reply

  6. The old films are the best. It was Bela Lugosi who bit Lon Chaney in
    the original “Wolf Man” !!! Bela was always biting somebody. LOL !!!

    Comment by Daniel — March 10, 2010 @ 8:15 am | Reply

  7. HAHAHA I think Diana Ross will be a little hurt you got her mixed up with Bigfoot! Well, it’ll be a good way of letting her know she didn’t age well! I was wondering what the rating of this movie was. I don’t know if I can watch “HOT werewolf-on-werewolf action”! A hot hairy movie should always have Hugh Jackman!

    Comment by Vanessa — March 10, 2010 @ 4:08 pm | Reply

  8. You got it backwards… (Bigfoot will be hurt I mixed him up with Diana Ross) !!!

    Comment by Daniel — March 10, 2010 @ 5:35 pm | Reply

  9. Love the Diana Ross photo! LOL

    Interesting that you like this film. So many other reviews I read didn’t like it. Now I might have to reconsider renting it when it comes to DVD…

    Comment by Al — March 11, 2010 @ 11:00 am | Reply

  10. Horror films always seem to get lousy reviews. Now, big titles like “The Blind Side” (An “8.5” out
    of “10”) and “The Hurt Locker” (A “10” out of “10”) are awesome flicks (and they’re well-suited
    for watching at home on DVD or Blu-ray).

    “The Wolfman” is the epitome of big screen entertainment… The gothic landscapes and special
    effects make THIS a movie to catch in theaters if possible (despite a slight “cheese” factor) !!!

    Comment by Daniel — March 11, 2010 @ 5:23 pm | Reply

  11. Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! I can not wait to see this in the theater!!! Thanks Daniel

    Comment by Dawn — March 15, 2010 @ 1:27 am | Reply

  12. Sure Dawn !!! Hope you enjoy it… (I’m pretty sure you will) !!!

    Comment by Daniel — March 17, 2010 @ 8:12 am | Reply

  13. Great review. Have to say wasn’t too keen on the film’s script, I thought it was shocking. Also the acting wasn’t that desirable either. That aside, I totally agree it was still entertaining, just what a film should be!

    Comment by movienewsfirst — April 1, 2010 @ 5:19 am | Reply

  14. I thought everyone did a good job “chewing” on the material they were given… LOL ! :-)

    Comment by Daniel — April 2, 2010 @ 8:24 am | Reply

  15. American Werewolf in London by a longshot. I don’t know how there are votes going elsewhere.

    Comment by Aiden R — June 16, 2010 @ 6:33 am | Reply

  16. I always hoped they would do “An American Werewolf in Space”… Kidding !!!
    Such a cult classic, I figured “London” would get the most votes. I’ve got to
    be honest, my favorite on the list is “Silver Bullet”, landing at second place…

    Comment by Daniel — June 16, 2010 @ 5:40 pm | Reply


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