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IF YOU DARE !!!
On The Slab Today: “Halloween Favorites” !
Good Evening… Blah, Blah ! Well, at least you can hope
for a “good evening”, and if you follow my advice, you can
avoid the “Blahs” as well !
Halloween is just around the corner, so I’m here to make
sure you have some great movie selections to keep your
circulation going… On what’s sure to be a chilling night.
Tell your Mummy and Deady that this Halloween YOU
are going to provide the entertainment, by renting (or
perhaps even buying) the following selections !
The Evil Dead
* They are Evil AND Dead… Who could ask for more ?
Mad Monster Party
* Monsters are some of the most interesting people…
Nightmare On Elm Street
* Freddy, who does your nails ? They’re to DIE for !!!
The Bride Of Frankenstein
* It’s not easy being pretty.
No, I Did NOT Go To “Supercuts” Today.
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?
* I just want to know who ate my Baby Ruth…
It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
* Beats the HELL out of a “mediocre” pumpkin.
The Creature From The Black Lagoon
* No, it’s not Brooke Shields… Her lagoon was blue.
I Know What You Did Last Summer
* Damn ! I didn’t realize my webcam was on…
Elvira’s Haunted Hills
* Put some “boob” back in your tube !
Rest In “Peace” !
* I’ve got your “thing” right here ! 😉
* Starring Sally Struthers…
* This werewolf movie has BITE !
* Who you gonna call ?
* A movie after my own heart… (And head) !
The Abominable Dr. Phibes
* Not to be confused with “Dr. Phil”.
* OK. EEEEEEEEEK !!!
NO !!! I Don’t Want To Vote
For John McCain !
* And it can’t get up !
* Sigh… Always a corpse, never a cadaver.
* In space, no one cares if you’re Sigourney Weaver.
When A Stranger Calls
* Invite them over for a movie and some popcorn !
* This DVD would make a great stalking stuffer !
* Just kidding ! (But it is scary) !
* Linda Blair without the vomit.
* Jamie Lee Curtis before he became a man !
* Wasn’t that a Phil Collins tune ?
* All’s well that ends well !
* With that I shall WRAP things up !!!
OK you little devils… There you have it, in a pumpkin shell !
So snuggle up to your “boo”and ENJOY !!! Muah ha ha ha !!!
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Happy Halloween !!!