Ha Ha ! Now This Is What I Call A Review !
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Double Your Fun Today With: Duplicity
Stylish. Smart. Sexy. Stimulating. I know, it sounds like I’m talking
about “Daniel’s Critical Corner” again ! I very well could be with such
nifty words… But I’m actually referring to the new internal espionage
It’s about time they came up with another good old-fashioned caper
film. (No, I’m not talking about “Batman” folks). This movie features
Julia Roberts and Clive Owen as double crossing double agents. Yes,
having Julia back up on the big screen is awesome. Well, it’s actually
more like propped up…
For the first time in history, her chest comes out farther than her lips.
Maybe she has had some work done in that area ? At any rate, in this
venue Julia’s boobs arrive in London twenty minutes before the rest of
her… There are moments when her acting might fall flat, but nothing
else does !
Not to put Julia down or anything. I’ve been a fan of hers for YEARS,
and boy, does she look fabulous for fifty. (Unfortunately, she is only
forty-one) ! In her very first scene, she’s standing outside on a sunny
day… I noticed the “Erin Brokovich” star was wearing what appeared
to be a wool scarf. I thought this was rather odd, because it looked
like summertime ! A couple of moments later, I realized she was not
sporting a scarf at all. She has a hairy neck !!!
Director Tony Gilroy (Michael Clayton) probably should have caught
that. If he were shooting a documentary on “Sasquatch”, he could
skate by. Or a film titled “Gorillas in the Mystic Pizza”.
Duplicity ? …Or Dual Plastic Surgery ?
Actually, for a couple of minutes, I thought perhaps I was at the
wrong movie. When Julia looks at the camera, sporting some red
lipstick, I wouldn’t have been surprised if she had said something
to the effect of “Wanna know how I got these scars?”
OK, enough of that. I’m going to get off of Julia Roberts… (And
really, can you blame me) ? Let me focus on Clive Owen for just
a moment. This guy is as suave as they come… He could easily
become the next James Bond ! Clive was fantastic in “Sin City”
and memorable in “Gosford Park”, and he just Owens this flick !
Julia and Clive play a couple of moles in “Duplicity”… No, I’m not
talking about that thing growing on Eva Mendes’ face. By mole I
mean covert operatives !!! They are working for two companies
that HATE each other. Julia is working for one business as intel,
but selling the secrets she obtains to its rival business via Clive.
At first, it seems these two double agents are far from pals. All
of this stems from a colorful history that dates back about five
years… We learn that when Julia was working for the CIA, she
seduced Clive (and consequently drugged him) in order to snatch
some of his top secret files. The poor guy was actually working
for MI6 when he was duped, and the fiasco nearly destroyed his
But everyone is willing to forgive and forget, and they traipse all
over the world pouncing on each other in exotic hotel rooms ! It
must be said, their chemistry is believable. These two people just
click… And the witty dialogue laced with sexual innuendo is kind
of fun !
On the flip side of the coin, who really wants to watch two people
in their forties shag to no end ? (They lock themselves in a luxury
suite for three days, going at it like mad). Yea. Like THAT would
really happen. In real life, if a couple approaching middle age was
locked in a hotel room for three days, it’s because they are dead.
I kept wondering why on Earth they didn’t use body doubles for
the above mentioned steamy scenes… In movies such as “Pretty
Woman”, Julia had a sensual stand-in. But in “Duplicity”, she just
lays around with everything hanging out of her pelican briefs…
You could pull off James Bond. I Did Last Week !
*Warning: Teenagers might not be able to sit through this flick,
as one scene conjures up images of Phyllis Diller wrestling with
an alligator in a wading pool filled with jello.
Despite our saggin’ protagonists, this movie rocks. It is an intelligent
heist extravaganza !!! Filled with double crosses, triple crosses, and
even a super quadruple cross ! What comes after a quadruple cross
I wonder ? Octuplets ?
People start to get conned left and right… And then Paul Giamatti
gets down into the mix for good measure. Paul is deliciously sleazy
as the head of a corrupt business, and his nemesis (portrayed by
Tom Wilkinson) is not much better. They will stop at NOTHING to
destroy each other !!! It appears that Julia and Clive are no more
than mere pawns in a diabolical scheme… A couple of clever plot
twists later, however, reveal that maybe Paul and Tom are indeed
the fools in this game of “cat and mouse”.
What sets this flick apart from others in the genre is its refreshing
lack of violence. No one ever brandishes a gun. Or a knife. I think
someone brandishes an umbrella. (Thank goodness it wasn’t Britney
There is a fistfight of sorts (between Tom and Paul). And that is
very entertaining. For the most part, people just use their minds
to gain any advantage. Of course, there is a lot of talking, and
I did find myself bored for just a few minutes. Better than being
bored for three days straight I suppose !
Steal away to see “Duplicity”, it’s a bargain at twice the price !
Would I Recommend This ? Yes
Daniel’s Critical Rating: “7.5” out of “10”