These Films Are Hair-Raising !
Hello Everyone !
Welcome to my parlor…
Time to feast your eyes upon:
Halloween Favorites: Volume X
In the darkness, shadowy figures make their way through town. If a wary
soul pays close attention, whispers can be heard just above the ominous
autumn winds. Some lurk just beyond graveyard gates, whilst some hide
behind misshapen trees.
Soon, bloodshot eyes will be focusing on your humble abode. You might
want to bolt the door, lock the windows, and pull the drapes ! Otherwise,
trick-or-treaters and their frazzled parents will probably notice that you’re
watching “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”. Egads ! How can you save
face?
Fear not. Just plan on checking out some of the following movies. When
possible, view them in HD (Horrific Demise). Muah-ha-ha !!!
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Pillow of Death
*Frightening Fluff.
He Knows You’re Alone
*Because you forgot to wear deodorant !
Lights Out
*The electric bill is way too high.
The Last Exorcism
*I doubt it.
The Grudge
*Let it go already !
Young Frankenstein
*Never gets old.
Ouija: Origin of Evil
*A terrifying board meeting.
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Be Honest. Does This Make My Eye Look Big?
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Cujo
*Who let the dogs out?
The Lost Boys
*Should have asked for directions !
Ginger Snaps
*And hums (while listening to music on her radio).
Frozen Ghost
*Chilling.
Them!
*A favorite ant comes to visit
Blair Witch
*No relation to Linda.
Don’t Breathe
*Someone farted.
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Look ! It’s Another Political Billboard Ad !!!
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The Nightmare Before Christmas
*Also known as Election Day !
Dark Water
*Wasn’t that a song by the Doobie Brothers?
The Devil’s Rejects
*Prada knockoffs.
I Am Legend
*Sounds like someone has a big ego.
Drag Me to Hell
*Just don’t drag me to see “Hello Dolly”.
Curtains
*Scarlett O’Hara looks great in ’em.
Boo! A Madea Halloween
*Scares up plenty of laughs.
Final Destination
*We’ve reached the end !
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Have a happily haunted Halloween !!!
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