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Hello Everyone !
~ Welcome to Daniel’s Critical Corner ~
Here is the Long-awaited Sequel to
“The Best of 2012”:

 The Best of 2013

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It would be fair to say that 2013’s movie offerings came in like a wrecking
ball, shattering records and proving that well-written sequels can dominate
the global market.  Film aficionados saw favorite franchises flourish (whilst
a few fresh titles managed to make their mark) !

Speaking of making a mark (and wrecking balls) what on Earth is going on
with Miley Cyrus these days ?  She is running around in her grandmother’s
undergarments and writhing about like a heathen.  Sure, she twerks hard
for the money, but she can’t compete with truly talented dancers, such as
myself…

Yes, I’ve been known to bust a fierce move when I’m attending a premier
or other such notable event.  One o’ these days, Sinead O’Connor is going
to address me in an open letter !  Then (and only then) will I feel like I’ve
really impacted pop culture.

Now, here comes an impact you better brace for.  No, I’m not referring to
wisdom teeth (I’m referring to ten great movies) !

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2013’s Best Flicks:

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Blue Jasmine

Woody Allen unleashes his inner Shakespeare.

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Top Ten ?  Thank God You Did Your Hair !

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Thor: The Dark World

Presents a lot of shady characters.

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Inside Llewyn Davis

Of course, it’s what’s inside that counts !

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Frozen

The epitome of cool.

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Gravity

Hope floats (and so does Sandra Bullock).

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 I Should Not…  Have Had…  That Burrito !

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Oz the Great and Powerful

Blew me away !

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American Hustle

 Starring Jeremy Renner’s Pompadour.

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Rush

No, it’s not about the band (although it is in the limelight).

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The Hobbit: The Deodorant of Snooki

Hmm…  That’s not quite it.  Whoops !

The Desperation of Squid.  No ?

The Dehydration of Sasquatch ?

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The Definiton of Smug.

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OK.  I looked it up on IMDb.  The Desolation of Smaug

Phew !!!

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This Is the End

…of my list.

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Hold the applause, applause, applause (even if you live for it) !  It is time
to check out the other worthy contenders !!!  These (just like above) are
in no particular order…

Honorable Mentions:

~ Lone Survivor
Mud ~
~ Saving Mr. Banks
Elysium ~
~ 12 Years a Slave
Captain Phillips ~
~ The Conjuring
Pacific Rim ~
~ Man of Steel
Monsters University ~
~ About Time
Planes ~
~ Iron Man 3
Despicable Me 2 ~
~ World War Z
Before Midnight ~
~ Cloudy With a Chance
of Meatballs 2
The Butler ~
~ Star Trek Into Darkness
Turbo ~
~ The Wolverine
We’re the Millers ~

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Now (drum roll please) the worst film of 2013:

After Earth

Will Smith is trapped in a spaceship made out of painted cardboard and
cellophane, while his son runs around lookin’ constipated.  It’s almost
as bad as last year’s soggy dud, “Sharknado”.

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Ha-ha !!!  Enjoy 2014  !!!  Come back soon !!!

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Daniel’s Critical Corner:  Always a “10” out of “10” !!!

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