A featurette, showing in front of the movie “Coco”.
Take a moment to chill, and watch this fun new trailer:
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Very Cool !!!
“Coco”
and “Olaf’s Frozen Adventure”
In theaters 11/22/17
“Coco” – Disney•Pixar
“Olaf’s Frozen Adventure” – Walt Disney Animation Studios
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On an emotional level, this movie will probably
strike a chord with people (of all ages) !!!
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Strolling into theaters 11/22/17
Disney•Pixar
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This new trailer is something to get revved up about !
*** Start your engines !!! ***
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Racing into theaters 06/16/17
Disney•Pixar
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Hello Everyone !
~ Welcome to Daniel’s Critical Corner ~
Prepare Your Acceptance Speeches ! It’s Time For:
The Best of 2016
Well folks, today is your lucky day ! In the midst of several award shows,
here comes my thrilling take on 2016’s cinematic offerings. It was indeed
one heck of a crazy year, but visiting the movie theaters was a great way
to beat the heat (and escape election woes).
We will never forget the epic battle between Jill Stein and Gary Johnson !!!
Then there were those other two that kept making the news. Ryan Lochte
and Michael Phelps. Ha-ha !
Alright, here are ten of my favorite flicks (in no particular order) !!!
The Best of 2016:
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Florence Foster Jenkins
*Hits all of the right notes (and plenty of wrong ones).
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Doctor Strange
*Khaaaaaaan ! Whoops… I mean Straaaaaaange !
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Love & Friendship
*Also known as “The Real Housewives of London”.
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Queen of Katwe
*A true champion !
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Kubo and the Two Strings
*Two much fun !
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Manchester by the Sea
*Brings about an ocean of tears.
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Hell or High Water
*One helluva thrill ride !
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The Finest Hours
*Nautical heroics amid waves of adventure.
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La La Land
*Is landing plenty of awards !
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Moana
*Rock-solid entertainment.
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And now, here are some very honorable mentions !
The Terrific 25:
~ Loving
The BFG ~
~ The Jungle Book
Hacksaw Ridge ~
~ Captain America: Civil War
Star Trek Beyond ~
~ Moonlight
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story ~
~ Zootopia
Miles Ahead ~
~ Bridget Jones’s Baby
Lion ~
~ Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
Lights Out ~
~ Deadpool
Nerve ~
~ Ghostbusters: Answer the Call
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them ~
~ Pete’s Dragon
Hidden Figures ~
~ Ouija: Origin of Evil
The Secret Life of Pets ~
~ Deepwater Horizon
Finding Dory ~
~ Hail, Caesar!
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^ Listed above are many of last year’s most notable films !
Now, let’s take a quick (and disapproving) look at these stinkers…
Dishonorable Mentions:
Inferno
*Lukewarm entertainment.
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Ben-Hur
*Ben there, done that.
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Shut In
*You will want to shut it off !
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Ha-ha ! Thanks for visiting Daniel’s Critical Corner !
Have a great 2017, and I’ll see you back here soon !!!
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This post is dedicated to:
~ Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds ~
Always in our hearts.
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Hello Everyone !
Welcome to my parlor…
Time to feast your eyes upon:
Halloween Favorites: Volume X
In the darkness, shadowy figures make their way through town. If a wary
soul pays close attention, whispers can be heard just above the ominous
autumn winds. Some lurk just beyond graveyard gates, whilst some hide
behind misshapen trees.
Soon, bloodshot eyes will be focusing on your humble abode. You might
want to bolt the door, lock the windows, and pull the drapes ! Otherwise,
trick-or-treaters and their frazzled parents will probably notice that you’re
watching “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”. Egads ! How can you save
face?
Fear not. Just plan on checking out some of the following movies. When
possible, view them in HD (Horrific Demise). Muah-ha-ha !!!
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Pillow of Death
*Frightening Fluff.
He Knows You’re Alone
*Because you forgot to wear deodorant !
Lights Out
*The electric bill is way too high.
The Last Exorcism
*I doubt it.
The Grudge
*Let it go already !
Young Frankenstein
*Never gets old.
Ouija: Origin of Evil
*A terrifying board meeting.
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Cujo
*Who let the dogs out?
The Lost Boys
*Should have asked for directions !
Ginger Snaps
*And hums (while listening to music on her radio).
Frozen Ghost
*Chilling.
Them!
*A favorite ant comes to visit
Blair Witch
*No relation to Linda.
Don’t Breathe
*Someone farted.
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The Nightmare Before Christmas
*Also known as Election Day !
Dark Water
*Wasn’t that a song by the Doobie Brothers?
The Devil’s Rejects
*Prada knockoffs.
I Am Legend
*Sounds like someone has a big ego.
Drag Me to Hell
*Just don’t drag me to see “Hello Dolly”.
Curtains
*Scarlett O’Hara looks great in ’em.
Boo! A Madea Halloween
*Scares up plenty of laughs.
Final Destination
*We’ve reached the end !
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Have a happily haunted Halloween !!!
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Coming soon to a galaxy near you:
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^ Official Trailer #2
Time to reach for the stars !!!
In theaters 12/16/16
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
Lucasfilm
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Here’s a trailer to be wild about:
“Animal Island”
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It looks like fuzzy fun for the whole family !!!
In theaters 09/09/16
Lionsgate
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Helllloooo !!!
Pixar Animation, The Walt Disney Studios, and Disney Parks
are declaring Saturday, June 11th, 2016 to be “Speak Like a
Whale Day” !!!
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Let’s all have a whale of a good time !!!
Finding Dory is in theaters 06/17/16
Disney•Pixar
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Nemo’s pal is set to make a splash this summer !!!
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Just keep swimming (and smiling) !!!
In theaters 06/17/16
Disney•Pixar
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